Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout England 'cause England are playing today. Deal with it.

Here's how I'd line up v Uruguay.

Hart

Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Shaw

Milner - Henderson

Lallana - Sterling - Welbeck

Sturridge

This is a revolutionary tactic I like to call "Drop all the scousers". Baines, Rooney and Gerrard were England's worst players against Italy (in that order. For all my abuse of Wayne, Baines was atrocious) and so I think we'll do a lot better if we remove all traces of men suggesting that we calm down while sporting a righteous perm.

If you play players on reputation rather than form in an international tournament you will always come unstuck. Look at Spain - De Gea should've started over the woeful Casillas and Fernando Torres shouldn't even have been in the squad. I remember Portugal in Euro 2004 and how woeful they were in the opening game when they played their ageing stars Luis Figo and Rui Costa. They then brought in talented, on form but inexperienced players like Cristiano Ronaldo and Deco and that got them all the way to the final.

Hodgson will still play the scousers though so I guess we'll never know. Gerrard and Rooney coming on as subs - with a point to prove - would be awesome though.