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    I'm always nice to her. I'm definitely not an Aeris hater. I like Tifa too though, I wish they could have had nice three-way relationship. Aeris and Tifa always got on well. Maybe they could explore this option in the remake.

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    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
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    I do enjoy being a jerk to Aerith. Those options are generally the most amusing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    I like her, so I'm usually nice to her. Tifa's the clingy psycho bitch that deserves a good hard smack across her plothole creating head. If I had an option to do so, and drown Yuffie after I get Leviathan, I would probably rank this game much higher.
    We don't usually disagree on much FF-related, so this is a special moment for me: you have terrible taste in FF7 women.

    Ok, Yuffie is unbearable, and I wanted to do the same to her the first time that bitch stole my materia, but I still like the Wutai sidequest.

    (I'd still rather have the awkward, jailbaity Yuffie date than be with Aerith)

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    I only mistreated Aeris to get the Barret date on my current playthrough. You also have to mistreat Tifa too. It made the game dialog really weird because the characters seemed to mean nothing.

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    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.
    Crisis Core did a really great job of handling characterization for all the various characters who were actually in FFVII, up until the massive plot twists started and they through all that away in exchange for more retcons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.

    Yeah Crisis Core Aeris is cute and she seems a bit more likable ?

    i mean



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    As with other issues, I wonder how much of it is down to poor translations. When you see the likes of Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie in other things such as Kingdom Hearts or what have you, none of them come out of it poorly.

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    Last time I saw Aerith's face she was being used as the face claim for a homicidal vampire who sang songs while she killed you, so...

    I don't trust her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.
    Crisis Core did a really great job of handling characterization for all the various characters who were actually in FFVII, up until the massive plot twists started and they through all that away in exchange for more retcons.
    My only real problem with that game is that dang glitch Genesis. He comes off as an arrogant prick, and causes a ton of problems both directly an indirectly. And he won't shut up. EVER.

    But hey we got to beat the snot out of him twice, which was really nice. Too bad the fights were sorta boring. At least it's good stress relief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newmani View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.
    Crisis Core did a really great job of handling characterization for all the various characters who were actually in FFVII, up until the massive plot twists started and they through all that away in exchange for more retcons.
    My only real problem with that game is that dang glitch Genesis. He comes off as an arrogant prick, and causes a ton of problems both directly an indirectly. And he won't shut up. EVER.

    But hey we got to beat the snot out of him twice, which was really nice. Too bad the fights were sorta boring. At least it's good stress relief.
    Oh god yes


    Genesis is a annoying prick and is basically Gackt.


    Worst FF villain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maybee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Newmani View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    My go-to name for Aeris in FFVII is "Bumface". I like her in Crisis Core, though... go figure.
    Crisis Core did a really great job of handling characterization for all the various characters who were actually in FFVII, up until the massive plot twists started and they through all that away in exchange for more retcons.
    My only real problem with that game is that dang glitch Genesis. He comes off as an arrogant prick, and causes a ton of problems both directly an indirectly. And he won't shut up. EVER.

    But hey we got to beat the snot out of him twice, which was really nice. Too bad the fights were sorta boring. At least it's good stress relief.
    Oh god yes


    Genesis is a annoying prick and is basically Gackt.


    Worst FF villain.
    The fact he made my video card crash when he tried to use a limit break back when I was emulating Crisis Core on my computer doesn't help. The only thing good about him is Apocalypse, and even that's outclassed by Octaslash. He's a dang glitch I swear!

    And even fighting him is boring. I died to Sephy, in two entirely different ways, and I just barely defeated him after using up all my Elixirs and running out of magic and just getting lucky, yet I beat the snot out of Gen in his second form with no magic at all, cause he ate up all my Ethers. At least his leitmotifs are nice but that doesn't make up for much!

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    Aerith's so easy she'll let any emo with a ponytail ram his sword in her from behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Botchmun View Post
    Aerith's so easy she'll let any emo with a ponytail ram his sword in her from behind.
    N... no. No. She's not, no.

    (Also since when was Sephy emo? He's more into killing everybody else than cutting himself and writing (or reading) bad poetry like Gen.)

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