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[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

What's the strangest place/state you've woke up in after a night out or whatever?

On the roof of a business building in downtown San Diego. I woke up splayed out on a picnic table up there. I'm still not sure how I got there.
Either that or in the jungle/woods in Okinawa, Japan. Also not sure how I got there.

How do you deal with this?

By figuring out where I am and either calling someone to pick me up, or walking home.

How often, if ever, do you call in sick to work but are actually just hungover?

I'm not allowed to do this. Being military, if we don't want to work/can't work, we have to go to medical and get excused. And if we show alcohol in our system we can get in a lot of trouble.

What is the square root of 62?

I'm a Marine. We don't do maths.