I've only ever been genuinely drunk two or three times, and never blackout drunk. (In fact, it's kind of a recurring joke that, when wasted, I loudly and frequently remind my friends that "I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW".) Most recently, after some brandy, some tequila, and a Bud Light Straw-ber-rita (not in that order), I tried to play Solitaire on my iPod, and the combination of bright light and forcing my brain to try to perform a function triggered my barf reflex.

The worst ever was on my 24th birthday, when a bunch of friends and I had rum and coke, beer, jello shots, and (don't ever do this) everclear. Almost all of us hurled sooner or later, and while I ended up making it to bed, I woke up to the sound of one friend snoring, asleep in the hall in front of my bathroom.