So I woke up this morning at 10 sprawled out across my sofa, thirsty, headachey and alone. This is strange because I start work at 7. I should be there now but I am not. Even stranger I have no dialled calls on my phone saying I'm sick, and even stranger not one single call from them asking where I am. Why anyone else who got up shortly after me didn't wake me up is beyond me. Perhaps they couldn't. I'm just going to go with the flow and pretend everthing is fine for now.
I drank a lot of beers last night.
This is nowhere near the strangest state I woke up in as I am at home, in my own bed, and more importantly, wearing my own clothes but yeah.
What's the strangest place/state you've woke up in after a night out or whatever? How do you deal with this? How often, if ever, do you call in sick to work but are actually just hungover? What is the square root of 62?