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Thread: Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom?

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    yes but think about the taps.

    youre touching a poop tap when you go to wash your hands.

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    they wash the restroom at work once an hour (seriously) and I spend my workday handling carts and work equipment that have never been washed once in their years of service

    so idgaf, sorry

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    Oh and before you say that its ok because youre washing your hands, you have to touch the poop tap again to shut it off.


    we are always covered in feces psy im sorry to break that particular bubble man

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    Oh my gosh yes, taking an infant out in a shopping cart without wiping it down first is a nightmare because they will ALWAYS END UP SICK

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    I do wash my hands and then I use hand lotion that I carry on my person. Dryness problem solved. I use my foot to flush the toilet. Germ problem partially solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    yes but think about the taps.

    youre touching a poop tap when you go to wash your hands.
    That doesn't count because you still have anti bacterial power on your hands from the wash.

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    Ok I am going to let you keep believing that because I don't want to be totally mean

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    The best taps are the crazy futuristic ones you get that after you push it down once, it turns off by itself. OR EVEN THE ONES that have a sensor in them. Then you should open the door with your elbow, or alternatively just wait by the door until someone else has to walk through and then dart through the opening.

    OR you can take disposable gloves everywhere and never have to wash your hands ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    Ok I am going to let you keep believing that because I don't want to be totally mean


    2 hour protection bro, I can stick my hand up a prostitute's butt and if it's been 1 hour 59 minutes since I washed it then it's a-okay.

    By "it" I can either mean my hand or the prostitute's butt fyi

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    My oh my, aren't we a filthy bunch?

    Yes, every time, both when taking a piss and when taking a crap.

    As for the tap problem, I turn it on by lifting from beneath, and shut it off by pushing down. I mean sure, I might get a tiny bunch of bad stuff on my hands, but it's gonna be a lot less than if I did nothing.
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    One time in high school I didn't wash my hands after using the restroom eventhough I only did number 1. The same day we had a test in biochemistry, where we had to test what if any, bacteria was on our hands. I was the only one that came up positive for e. Coli. I was so embarrassed, but mostly grossed out because the poop on my hands was not even my own poop. Now I must wash my hands every time I use the toilet, no matter if all I did was tinkle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    Ok I am going to let you keep believing that because I don't want to be totally mean


    2 hour protection bro, I can stick my hand up a prostitute's butt and if it's been 1 hour 59 minutes since I washed it then it's a-okay.

    By "it" I can either mean my hand or the prostitute's butt fyi
    if the stuff in your public toilets is this stuff then i am way too poor to be talking to you sire *apologises, backing out the door bowing over and over*

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    oh right sorry I forgot you're a Welsh

    I'm surprised you actually have soap in your public toilets and not coal tbt

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    haha my local legit has neither and also the lock on the one stall is broken and the toilet seat is broken and let me tell you it is quite hard to do a hover poop to avoid your butt touching the pissy porcelain AND keep one foot closing the door shut so no one bursts in haha oh man the laughs we've had over that one (especially when inebriated)

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    Of course I wash my hands, and of course after both. I'll remember some of these other disgusting answers for the meetup.

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