joke's on you I'm not goingOriginally Posted by Crop
Yes
No
Only after a #2
Only in public
I wash them before I use the bathroom, actually
joke's on you I'm not going
Here Paul and Huxley contested their rhymes,Iambic pentameter? No?That won't put hair on your chest.
Furthermore, and more importantly, that rhyme is a stretch at best.
Without it your rhyme did not flow.
I wash my hands after I poo,
That's more than I can say for you.
Pimp and Skelly demonstrating their styles,
To find the sickest of burns or contrive,
At least, to amuse the members awhile,
This measure of wits is highly unfair,
For the Walrus is doomed and soon will be
Ground into tusk dust for some billionaire,
Or will upset the N.A.A.C.P.
Turn your attention to this last quatrain,
I won't save you while you circle the drain,
And inadequate posts shall not refrain
My skills from destroying your puny brain,
My delivery here ends with these words:
"Be glad I held back from more severe burns."
/drops the mic
I wash with soap immediately after anything bathroom-related.
I share a toilet with four others, but disgustingly enough, no-one seems to take soap in even for #2's. Vomit.
I have to wash my hands or else my OCD cries. So many germs!
I'm in the progress of having treatment and have recently reduced the number of times I wash my hands per day. Now I only wash them when necessary (after using the toilet and after handling food). I used to wash my hands every time I even walked past a sink. My hands were horrendous, they were dry and cracked and my knuckles would sometimes bleed.
Now I use lotion every time after I wash, and they're back to being nice again!
It all depends on the circumstances at the time for me. If I was feeling icky after dropping the a toilet snake then I would probably wash my hands. If it is a no-wiper then I'm generally cool without washing my hands.
I should wash my hands more though.
I do this if it's in public. God knows what it came into contact with.
I wash every time but I don't use soap.
Str8 Pimpin'
In my own home? No, unless I have guests over. I wash my hands before leaving the house, after using a public restroom, and upon returning home because who knows what was on the various things I've handled while out.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Forgive me, but I am not familiar with the term "no-wiper"
I'm sorry, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are disgusting. If your hands are on/near your ass/genitalia, it's only common decency to clean them. & I don't care if it's only "the toilet paper" touching your asscheeks, wash your damn hands!
I'm never shaking hands w/ anyone ever again.
Okay I am never shaking hands with any of you freaks.
Especially Pike
I always washed my hands after I went to the bathroom. In a restaurant establishment it's mandatory you do that, as you can cross contaminate the food. Of course the closest I've come to being in a restaurant is culinary arts but the principle's the same as we ate the food we made.
Yes, I wash my hands everytime I use the bathroom and/or touch something gross like OPs butt JUST KIDDING I AM SURE YOUR BUTT IS ADORABLE AND CLEAN.
But yeah, you guys can't have any barbecue. Well you can but you can't serve yourselves so there!
Signature by rubah. I think.
God some of you guys are grosssss.
I'm washing my hands right now as I type this message. #cleanhands
How is that possible? Is your keyboard in your sink?
Or he has a sink on his desk/office/bedroom/wherever his computer is
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