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Thread: Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom?

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    Hand sanitizer!

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    I live in Westeros. We don't even wipe our ass after we take a trout!

    Seriously though, I used to not. I wouldn't even pretend to wash my hands, but now I don't leave the bathroom until I do. Good thing I got into the habit because I'm filthy enough as it is.

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    Most of the time whenever I use the bathroom, though sometimes I don't if I'm in a hurry.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus View Post
    I'm sorry, people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are disgusting. If your hands are on/near your ass/genitalia, it's only common decency to clean them. & I don't care if it's only "the toilet paper" touching your asscheeks, wash your damn hands!

    I'm never shaking hands w/ anyone ever again.
    I have a nasty habit of sticking my hand down my pants in public. Sometimes just before I shake someone's hand. The latter may be my way of marking my territory. Nice to meet you, sir.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    Oh and before you say that its ok because youre washing your hands, you have to touch the poop tap again to shut it off.


    we are always covered in feces psy im sorry to break that particular bubble man
    I use my feet. I have nimble limbs. I use them to lock the stall, flush the toilet, turn the water off, and open the restroom door so I can get out. Sucks for the next person who comes in who can't do the same. I'm sure whatever was on my feet is worse than what was on my ass.
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    Enjoy your dysentery you beasts

    And enjoy spreading it to your loved ones apparently

    For a society with sinks everywhere we sure barely use them

    I say this as someone who has spent time in hospital bathrooms
    So it's real data


    Also its just good for you regardless of the cleanliness of your nethers or your act
    Cleans up accumulated bacteria from the last few hours

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    More like Flies on Final Fantasy.

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    don't be silly krissy

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    Yes but washing my hands means running them under the tap then wiping them on my pants unless i've just done a number 2. THen I use soap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzie View Post

    I'm washing my hands right now as I type this message. #cleanhands
    How is that possible? Is your keyboard in your sink?
    I set my hands on [b]fire[b/].

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    Yeah, every time. I am in such a habit of it that I generally wash my hands even if I'm about to step in the shower. Sometimes I am lazy and don't use soap though.

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    If you are "washing" your hands with just water, it doesn't count.

    You dirty germ spreaders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    If you are "washing" your hands with just water, it doesn't count.

    You dirty germ spreaders!
    I only avoid soap when I'm at home and didn't get pee on me or whatever. You'd have to pay me not to use soap or anti-bacterial stuff in a public bathroom.

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    I make more of an effort in the public bathrooms, yes.

    At home, my sink is in a separate room to my toilet, so I usually forget D: but, honestly... I use the bathroom about 3-4 times per day. The first is in the morning before I use the bathroom to wash my face and hands anyway, then when I'm at work where I will do it out of fear of judgement, then at night when I will be washing my face and hands for bed! I always wash them after a

    Also, the amount of times I wash my hands when I'm in the kitchen is.... it's INSANE. Like 15 times while cooking!


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