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Thread: Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom?

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    No because I hate the way the soap dries out my hands.

    I don't even care.

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    Well I make a special effort not to urinate all over my hands so...

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    Not unless I pee on them

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    I'm going to add that if I'm in a public restroom and someone is already washing their hands I wait in the stall until they leave

    And if someone else is in the stall and I'm out first I'll run the water and "pretend" I'm washing my hands (but I'm really not)

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    I used to wash my hands if someone else was there but I don't even care anymore. I'm not peeing on my hands. Let them judge me, I'll probably never see them again anyways.

    I do refuse to do my business if someone else is in there though. I'll sit in the stall and wait for them to leave. Because of something that happened once, I am mortified at the thought of someone hearing me pee

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    Almost always, the only time I don't is when I'm drunk. Especially in some of the nasty toilets I've seen in pubs where I feel uncomfortable touching anything other than my dong.

    Also like if I needed to pee in the woods or something I'm not in any particular rush to get to a basin or anything.

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    Yes because I scream for hygiene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Yes because I scream for hygiene.
    That won't put hair on your chest.

    Furthermore, and more importantly, that rhyme is a stretch at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Yes because I scream for hygiene.
    That won't put hair on your chest.

    Furthermore, and more importantly, that rhyme is a stretch at best.
    Iambic pentameter? No?
    Without it your rhyme did not flow.
    I wash my hands after I poo,
    That's more than I can say for you.

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    I count how many times I use the bathroom during the day, then before I'm about to go to sleep that night, I take that number and times it by how many times I smiled that day, and then I wash my hands the amount of times as the number I'm left with.

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    pee is fine but if you dont wash your hands after you lay a poo then you need to be put down

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    My ex took a shower every time he pooped

    Not even kidding

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    if i had time i would do that not because im a hygiene freak but just because post-poop showers are awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
    pee is fine but if you dont wash your hands after you lay a poo then you need to be put down
    If it's into a urinal then sure. But if you use a toilet then you should cause people just handled that flusher you touched after pooping.

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