I was laying in bed the other day and I felt a little tickling on my arm. I didn't think much of it because there are flies around and they leave as quick as they land on you. But this tickle started working its way up my arm. I took a look and sure enough it was actually a spider. I flicked it off.

I know some animal activists are so militant that they're worried about the lives of spiders and flies and what not, but I can't be bothered. If you land on me or crawl on me, you're dying.