If she had a sixth sense, why would she need to check her bed every night?
She's obviously a compulsive liar. She's probably cheating on you with your best friend.
Tune in next week for the results of the paternity test.
If she had a sixth sense, why would she need to check her bed every night?
She's obviously a compulsive liar. She's probably cheating on you with your best friend.
Tune in next week for the results of the paternity test.
I only don't like it when bugs get underneath my clothes or try to attack me / bite me / suck my blood. I don't mind them simply being on me, or even around me. If it's one of those really fast moving spiders then I try to get it off quick me purely so it doesn't get under my clothes. I don't want to kill it! Underneath my clothes is annoying because it becomes more likely to attack you and/or get squished into your skin which is of course rather gross.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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that is how I feel about bugs, except lightning bugs and bumblebees. Those two kinds are alright with me!
Spiders are so flippin' common here, but I still hate them with the fire of a thousand suns. I've found them on my body on too many occasions, or just generally on the walls of my house looking at me and waiting to call my body their home. Also cockroaches. -shudder-
I know it's not a bug, but: I was walking near a forest once and felt something on my foot. Looked down and a snake had slithered onto me. So that was fun. /sarcasm
I like spiders. It's more of a mutual thing. They hunt all the pests in the house like flies so they can roam and do what they please.
I think the mutual respect for spiders comes from this greentext story
I'm terrified of spiders so anything involving them is hell on earth for me.
But when I visited Daniel and Danielle, Daniel made us walk up some huge hill thing and on the way down we got attacked by bugs. They were smurfing everywhere. You'd brush some off and they'd be immediately replaced by even more.
It's haunted me ever since.