Ranch on your pizza?

[Night Fury]

Pineapple, chicken, ham, and spinach pizza is glorious!

However, my absolute favourite pizza was camembert, thinly sliced potato, and rosemary. Oh my LORD.

[Ayen]

Never tried it.

[I Took the Red Pill]

If you like ruining pizza then yes, definitely.

[Parker]

I don't know what the ranch equivalent is here but I'm going to guess no. I rarely dip my pizza in anything. I also detest mayo, and I don't get why people smother everything with it. It's vile and dumb and embarrassing. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that ranch is the same kind of thing and used the same kind of way by gross fatties

[Raistlin]

No. Why would anyone want to ruin pizza by overpowering its flavor with dressing?

However, blackmage and Scotty identified an even worse tragedy: pineapple on pizza.

[Slothy]

Where is the "Ranch is gross" option?

This. Ranch is one of the most disgusting things ever invented by human hands.

Also, I've never heard anyone provide an adequate explanation of why pineapple on pizza is bad. Pineapple is delicious. Pizza is delicious. Combining the two is also delicious.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Ice cream is delicious. Chicken Parmesan is delicious. Combining the two is not delicious.

[Slothy]

That's a meaningless comparison since pineapple on pizza is delicious.

Obviously you can't just combine any two tasty foods to end up with a tasty combination. But I never actually said you could. I said these two specific tasty foods are tasty when combined. Big difference.

[Pumpkin]

Maybe they don't like the combination cold food on hot pizza? I dunno, I like pineapple on pizza. It isn't my favorite topping but it's top 5 I would say.

But it does always have kind of a cold taste to it, even when on a hot pizza so maybe that's it? I dunno

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I apologize Vivi22, I misread your post. I'm kind of disappointed the response wasn't "chicken permesan and ice cream IS delicious together."

[blackmage_nuke]

Because I dont like when something sweet gets all up in my savoury.

[Slothy]

I apologize Vivi22, I misread your post. I'm kind of disappointed the response wasn't "chicken permesan and ice cream IS delicious together."

I haven't tried it so I don't know. But marshmallows on a Caesar salad is delicious if you want a dose of weird to go with this post.

[Shorty]

Gross.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

But marshmallows on a Caesar salad is delicious if you want a dose of weird to go with this post.

That'll do.

[Mirage]

I make my pizzas good enough to not have to drench them in crap like that