View Poll Results: How many kids would you like to have?

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  • 0. No babies for me.

    18 20.69%
  • 1

    12 13.79%
  • 2

    28 32.18%
  • 3

    9 10.34%
  • 4

    5 5.75%
  • 5

    0 0%
  • 6

    0 0%
  • 7

    0 0%
  • 8

    2 2.30%
  • Zillions. A basement full of children.

    4 4.60%
  • No idea.

    9 10.34%
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    I will say some of raising a boy has already been awkward. Especially when it comes to penis stuff. I just have no idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Sucks for you guys for not having a dad that understands your woman trout. Also I learned to put on makeup myself but there are plenty of makeup tutorials on YouTube now. Saying you wouldn't be a good parent to either sex is a poor excuse nowadays unless you're just a horrible person.
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    I'm not expressly stating that I wouldn't be a good parent to a girl, I'm saying that it would take me longer to understand feminine issues and topics.


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    Did you just do the Metal Gear Solid exclamation point at me? How dare you!

    I'm sure you'll make a fine parnt regardless of what you have.

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    My Dad was really fine for the most part. x}

    The kicker was the one day I had horrendous cramps and his comment on the matter was "It really shouldn't hurt at all, there must be something wrong". I was pretty about that one, but despite his scoff at my physical and emotional pain, he got me painkillers and a hot water bottle and let my lie in bed all day, so in the end he understood exactly what it was I needed at that point in time.

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    I think 2 is good.

    Like, 10 years from now. <_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
    I will say some of raising a boy has already been awkward. Especially when it comes to penis stuff. I just have no idea
    Trust me, as a guy who was raised by his mom, I know he'll NEVER want to talk to you about "penis stuff".

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    Guys, just apply makeup to your faces. Then pass on your knowledge to your children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colonel Angus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
    I will say some of raising a boy has already been awkward. Especially when it comes to penis stuff. I just have no idea
    Trust me, as a guy who was raised by his mom, I know he'll NEVER want to talk to you about "penis stuff".
    I know that but when he was a baby there were some awkward diaper change moments that I just



    had to call a male friend about

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    Honestly between 2 and 4 will be what I'd like, so I voted 3 ideally. I'll be 28 and my soon to be wife will be 23 in 2 weeks when we get married, so she's still young enough to make this happen I think. haha I guess it all depends on her getting done with college the next 2 years.
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    Idk. Max 4. Would probably like at least two.


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    I am not sure how many kids my vagina can poo out before it goes out of service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    I am not sure how many kids my vagina can poo out before it goes out of service.
    You would be the best mother in the universe though!

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