Tommy the Turtle

[Jess]

My car is called Kenny.

Kenny is still going?!

I have honestly never done this although I do form stupid sentimental attachments to inanimate objects.

Officially he is Kenny, the second of his name.

Kenny the first served me well, but he pretty much exploded and died.

Kenny the second is purple and I love him dearly.

[fire_of_avalon]

I only name inanimate objects that I dislike so I have something to yell at them. Our postage machine at work is called Sloan.

[Miss Mae]

My guitar's name is Jasper. I've always wanted to name my guitar, but going on two years and I've never been inspired. I'm sure I name other things - I am pretty fascinated with names - but I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

[Kalevala]

I did ​try to name my guitar Ophelia, but even that felt forced and unsatisfactory.

[Alive-Cat]

(name of object) - boy.

Example; phone-boy. Dishwasher-boy. Toast-boy. Kettle-boy. And I do get very attached I'll never forget you, watch-boy.

[blackmage_nuke]

I named my guitar Stringy

Don't name things with faces.

[Bubba]

I had a pretty serious accident in my twenties and subsequently have a slightly deformed shoulder. There is a lump there which I have named Bernie. Bernie the Bump.