Vocaroo by Kalevala
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vtgvv3RRPv
Speech by Bubba
(SPOILER)
Ah, the bi-yearly appreciation of members with no discernible talents whatsoever. There is literally nothing about any of these members that stands out other than the fact that they are alive. They specialise in mediocrity, they breathe in and out, they type words onto EOFF. Quite simply... they exist.
The following lists a few areas in which they are thoroughly unspectacular
Art - Nearly half of the nominees are able to hold a pencil the correct way. However, the ability to use said pencil to create a work of art, to speak a thousand words with a single image, to come up with something resembling a picture... sadly escapes them.
Writing - There are some members of EOFF that have the ability to dazzle with the most eloquent use of prose, to dash out a beautiful speech in iambic pentameter, to make words leap out and touch our very souls. Then there are other members, like the nominees here, who can spout such inane drivel and tripe that the thread in question decides to close itself of its own accord.
Standing Out - These people will probably still be ignored if they were on fire.
Basically, the over-riding factor as to why these names are here can be summed up in one word. Pity. Best of luck to the rejects
Originally Posted by Jinx
Nomination Leader: AlaynaMae 
