Great speech
None of those have been my predictions btw
Great speech
None of those have been my predictions btw
Biggest Kid
Last winner: N/ANomination Leader: Loony BoB
The Nominees
Chris
And the winner is...
Parker
The Final Tally
Parker.............................10
Mr. Shauna..........................8
noxious.sunshine....................8
Jinx................................7
ToriJ...............................6
Chris...............................5
Loony BoB...........................4
NeoCracker..........................3
Pike................................3
Mercen-X............................2
Quin................................2
RSL.................................1
grats parker
congrats, Parker!
Congrats parker!
Weirdest Member
Last winner: Iceglow
The Nominees
Alive-Man
Who they predicted to win...
Shauna: SuperMillionaire
shion: SuperMillionaire
Formalhaut: Parker
Psychotic: Alive-Man
Gratz parker!
Parker is all right I guess
Speech by Neocracker
Part 1 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQAMTNgE5S
Part 2 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FojAoHrg65
Part 3 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZYRPJ3uet
Part 4 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MbfmuTYqhS
Part 5 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VavFX2MqD2
Part 6 - http://vocaroo.com/i/s09apmxqh4mB
(SPOILER)
This week on Eyes on Drama, we bring you the chilling conclusion to our tail. We have scene backstabs
and betrails, aliences forged and broken, food stuffs meddled with. Who was it that stole all of the bacon?
Was it to late to recover teh bacon? Would their be enough time to make it to the store to buy more before
they began the evenings circle jerk?
Let us see, on the final episode of For the Love between the Thunderthighs!
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Narrator: The air was tense as the twelve sat upon the floor of the empty kitched.
Loony-BoB: Listen Here See-rah...
Shorty (High pitched lady voice): That's it, I vote we kill Loony BoB first. He can't even say my name right.
*various yeahs and yes's*
Mirage (Clint Eastwood): I'll do the Honers. *Stab sound**Says you go Mirage*
SuperMillionaire (Gameshow host): And the first guy is eliminated! Thank you for playing BoB!
Mirage: I don't take to kindly to gameshow hosts around here Millionaire. *Stabing sound
SuperMillionaire (Gameshow Host): Oh, and it seems I am victim number 2! Thanks for playing me.
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Narrator: The Croud went Silent as everyone stared down Mirage, when Noxious.Sunshine rises to the speak!
Noxious.Sunshine (Southern): Now listen here Mirage, I dun care what kind of cowboy you think you are, ain't nobody be
shanking nobody without a proper concensus!
Mirage (Clint Eastwood): Well to bad missy, I ain't in a rules followin' mood when some punk steals my bacon.
Shorty (High Pitched): Hey, let's not get all angry, we need to calm down and think rationally.
Mirage (Clint Eastwood): Says the dame who just had me stab a guy for talking funny!
Spooniest (Monarch):I, Spooniest, declare We eliminate shorty next! We all know she was the only one
who wished to remove Bacon from our bi-annual Circle Jerk! Her motives were clear! Mirage, stab
the wench in the throat, and remove the bacon from her corpse!
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Announcer: Suddenly, three gunshots fired from Mercen-X's pistols, striking the skulls of Shorty, Mirage, and Noxious
Mercen-X(Schizophrenic): Couldn't... take, the talking. They never... stopped... the talking.
Spooniest (Monarch): Mercen! You killed the appointed executioner! Now what pychotic madman shall we have do our dirty
work!?
It was at this time Spooniest was grabbed from behind by Peacecraft.
Peacecraft (Smooth jazz voice): No need for more violence. We may not have the bacon, but whose to say we need it to
get the circle jerk underway baby?
Several shots from Mercen's gun are herd as he yelss
Mercen-X: I NEED BACON TO MAKE MY PENIS HAPPY!
And with that came the deathcries of Spooniest and Peacecraft. As the guns empty clips coudl be heard, Parker raised the call to strike!
Parker (Bratty boy): I knew we shouldn't have invited the crazy to the circle jerk! We need to get him now!
Announcer: The remaining participents of the circle jerk piled onto Mercen-X, delivering a violent beating. When the dust cleared,
not only had Mercen-X been killed, but admist the floor lay the dead body of Parker.
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ToriJ (Mobster): Now Listen here see, only guy wanted parker dead this whole time see? That guy was Ms. Boobies herself See. Jynx is clearly
trying to cover for herself cause she stole the bacon, see?
Jynx (Valley): Like, Tori, Why would you do this to me? You know I didn't steal the bacon! Alive-man, help me out here!
Alive man (Stoner): Dude, like, the bacon isn't here? How are we suppose to start the circle jerk?
Forsake Lover (Brooklyn): You know what? Don't care anymore. I'm smurfing Forsaken Lover for christ sakes.
The group watches as Forsaken Lover picks up Mirage's Knife.
Forsaken Lover: Just going murder you all, and have a bacon-less sesion all by myself, capiche'..
And with a thrust of the knife, he stabs Jynx.
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ToriJ (Mobster): You'll never take me, see?
Swifty, ToriJ pulls the Tommy gun from his back, unloading into the room, killing both Alive Man and Forsaken lover.
ToriJ (Mobster): Still though, I wonder who did steal the bacon? I mean I went to buy it this morning...
Oh wait, I forgot. I was out of gas and couldn't go get it! Seems there wasn't any bacon all along!
And ToriJ walked out of the room laughing.
what the smurf
mrshaunaTLDR.gifOriginally Posted by Award Guy
seerah ahahaha oh my god that is exactly how he says my name xD
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