Yaaay
No one suspects I am Batman, just as planned
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Congrats! That one was stupidly close. Apparently we have a lot of potential Batmans in our midst.
MLT Be too busy playing FFXIV to post frequently at EoFF
Last winner: N/A Nomination Leader: Aulayna
The Nominees
Aulayna Loony BoB Lumos o_O Ouch! Raine Rostum smittenkitten The Summoner of Leviathan WildRaubtier
Who they predicted to win...
Shauna: smittenkitten
shion: Ouch!
Formalhaut: smittenkitten
Psychotic: Loony BoB
Last edited by Queen Award, First of Her Name; 05-31-2014 at 05:24 PM.
Recorded by Kalevala
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kdyvV6UfOJ
Speech by Bubba
(SPOILER)
Here at Eyes on Final Fantasy, it is not uncommon for us to lose a few members from time to time. We all have our lives to lead and our priorities will alter accordingly. Recently however, we seem to have lost contact with an alarming number of regular members. Ten have disappeared from our ranks in recent months. Luckily, I have spies all over the world. I have it on good information that these rumours regarding the following members... are true.
Aulayna
Reports have reached me that Aulayna is currently traversing the globe as part of a progressive folk rock duo known as 'Gimp and the Midget'. I have not yet received word as to which of these is our dear Aulayna. However, she is not particularly short in stature so we can probably hazard a guess.
Loony BoB
Mr. Daniel Towns has spent the last six months training for a new world record in hot dog consumption. He has locked himself in his kitchen and has now had more sausage in his mouth than Jenna Jameson. His dedication to training is matched only by his 300 pound weight gain.
Lumos
She has been selling a fake hair-growth product for men online. Using ingredients such as sun cream, petrol and squirty cheese... she has made thousands selling to desperate men. Our very own Psychotic was one of the first to fall foul of her cunning scheme.
o_O
A tricky one to track down, they are now working as a cab driver in the Western Asian country of Yemen. He spends his days telling his passengers that he once took Osama Bin Laden's Dad to the Yemen Megabowl and Arcade.
Ouch!
Our dear Ouch! has developed an unfortunate addiction to gambling. An innocent win on the horses led to a downward spiral. They ended up losing thousands betting on events as diverse as female topless darts to the Australian kangaroo relay.
Raine
This young lady has developed a new technology that enables her to communicate with canines. She claims that dogs playful nature is merely a cover and they are hatching a plot to take over the planet. She is often seen wandering the streets shouting "walkies!" at the top of her voice.
Rostum
A tragic story here. Convinced that his newly-bought Delorean could achieve time travel, he pushed it past 90mph before crashing it into Justin Bieber's house. Luckily, Bieber was home at the time.
smittenkitten
Disgusted by Loony BoB's increased weight gain, she has defected to China to pursue her lifelong ambition of becoming a professional Mahjong player. She is currently 23rd in the female rankings and her new found wealth has led to an addiction to crack cocaine and Singapore-style fried rice.
The Summoner of Leviathan
TSOL has had success after recently opening a tattoo parlour in Hollywood. However, he is currently in the middle of a lawsuit after tattooing an ejaculating penis on the back of Nicholas Cage for his role in the movie The Wicker Man.
WildRaubtier
Another sad story to end on. He attempted a Forest Gump-style run around the world. After a successful first few miles, he decided to stop and refuel with some Indian food. This meal was to be his last though as he choked to death on a chapati.
Of course, my spy's information has not always been the most reliable in the past. There is a strong possibility they are all just sat playing FFXIV.
Excellent speech, Bubba!
I feel like I'm copying, but, great speech Bubba!
ownage speech
Intoxicating speech
MLT Be too busy playing FFXIV to post frequently at EoFF
Last winner: N/A Nomination Leader: Aulayna
The Nominees
Aulayna Loony BoB Lumos o_O Ouch! Raine Rostum smittenkitten The Summoner of Leviathan WildRaubtier
And the winner is...
smittenkitten
The Final Tally
smittenkitten......................11
Loony BoB..........................10
Raine...............................9
Aulayna.............................7
Lumos...............................7
o_O.................................7
Ouch!...............................6
The Summoner of Leviathan...........6
WildRaubtier........................2
RSL.................................1
Rostum..............................0
After all the trouble BoB went through to get people to not vote for him, he was still just a vote away from winning.
Well, to be fair, when has anyone listened to him? :P