Can you whistle? I cannot. I have never been able to, I never will be able to. I can't even whistle with the aid of my hands like some people can do. That whistling scene in FFX makes me sick and angry with rage and jealousy.

I also can't blow bubbles in bubblegum! Not even close. It's just not happening.

Are there any other weird mouth related things you can do that aren't depraved and twisted? People who can tie things into knots with their tongues scare me.