I only get hungover after I drink wine or black rum. Even if I mix drinks I'm fine. I might get sick the night of, but I'm always fine the morning after.

The first time I drank Kraken I woke up the next morning feeling fine.

"How are you doing, bud?" one of my room-mates asked as he crept into my room.

"I feel great! I'm sur-"

This is when I realized that, upon moving my body in any way, I was immediately afflicted with some of the most intense pain and sickness I had ever felt in my life.

I spent the next few hours laying completely still in bed.