First World Problems (Star Wars Edition)

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I didn't have time to get in a cool pose before they froze me in carbonite

[Psychotic]

I found some droids but they weren't the ones I was looking for.

[Freya]

I keep shooting st the bad guys but I never hit them

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I keep shooting at the good guys but I never hit them

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I don't know who shot first

[Shorty]

When you're as clumsy as you are stupid.

[Freya]

I kissed my twin x.x

[chionos]

I ordered a blue lightsaber from Amazon.com, but they sent me a red one. And now they won't refund my s&h.

~ Darth

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I died and my force ghost suddenly looks like Hayden Christensen. Help.

[blackmage_nuke]

Midichlorian count too low

[fire_of_avalon]

Lost my hand in a barfight but when I went to get a cybernetic replacement they didn't have any with ghost flames.

[*Devore*]

Having the high ground only works if your Obi-wan

~ Darth Maul

[Calliope]

I was beaten in a podrace by a stupid kid!

[Kalevala]

My uncle won't let me go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters

[Ayen]

I got my ass kicked by a blind guy.