This is big... this is really, really big.

In honour of Parker's (quite rightly) deleted post in the secrets thread, I now declare today EOFF National Innuendo Day!

I encourage everybody to post as many innuendos around the site (keeping clear of EOEO, of course) as is humanly possible. I have already made a couple today but every single post I make for the rest of the day will be some form of innuendo. Feel free to join me on my quest!

Thread topic: What are some of your favourite innuendos you've heard recently?