Minor Embarrassments

[Pumpkin]

What are some minorly embarrassing things that have happened to you?

I thought I shaved my armpits but I didn't and I have a strapy shirt on and I have a social event, so I'll be stuck not being able to raise my arms all day

[Ayen]

I walked out of the house and forgot to zip my fly.

[Shorty]

What are some minorly embarrassing things that have happened to you?

I thought I shaved my armpits but I didn't and I have a strapy shirt on and I have a social event, so I'll be stuck not being able to raise my arms all day

Yep, same thing kindof happened to me yesterday. Went to a restaurant with my mom and sister and noticed I missed a spot on my knee.

[noxious.sunshine]

Same with the shaving. There was peach fuzz all over my knees and thighs. lol

Also my makeup got kind of melty yesterday while we were at Family Day and I didn't have time to wash my hair again before we left, so the roots got pretty gross by midday.

[Alive-Cat]

When I was in school I walked out of the toilets with tissue attached to me hanging out of my trousers. 'Cause you know you have to put all the tissue down on the seat in public toilets otherwise you get diseased, well, I forgot afterwards.

[Kalevala]

Was fake cuddling for a funny photo-op with a buddy of mine. I was wearing loose sleep (pyjama) pants and noticed afterward that in the photo part of me was exposed.

[Night Fury]

My day isn't normal unless something embarrassing happens to me.

The one that sticks out most though is when I went to take a sip of coffee at work lately and it was like still boiling hot so I kind of really recoiled in a hilariously embarrassing manner!

Also, my ass is so fat that barely any of my jeans truly *fit* so at work they're always pretty uncomfortable and I usually have some crack on display or my fly comes down a lot too.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

"Thanks for shopping at *store*, come back soon!"

"You too."

Face palming as I exit the building.

[Jiro]

One time I said good morning at like 10pm. I was completely focused on something else at the time and it just slipped on out.

[Shaibana]

one thing ill never do is shaving my leggs, too much efford and idc ill never understand

[Parker]

"Thanks for shopping at *store*, come back soon!"

"You too."

Face palming as I exit the building.

I do this kind of thing all the time especially on the phone.

"Thank you calling today, and thank you for using Virgin Media internet services!"

"Yea you too!"

Idk why I even speak to people

[Jiro]

people need to hear your voice mister kanye west sir

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Someone tried to shake my hand the other day, but they were standing at a slight distance from me. When I reached out to them I just sort of shook their thumb for a few seconds.

[Parker]

Someone tried to shake my hand the other day, but they were standing at a slight distance from me. When I reached out to them I just sort of shook their thumb for a few seconds.

lmao this one owns


also the one where youre like am i going in for a sideways five or hand shake or fist bump or arm hug or full hug or w/.e

[Sephex]

"Thanks for shopping at *store*, come back soon!"

"You too."

Face palming as I exit the building.

Not as bad as the one I did as a kid:

"Happy Birthday!"

"YOU TOO!!"

*confused look*