Swansea finishing 8th or higher is about as likely as a Bee Gees reunion.
Swansea finishing 8th or higher is about as likely as a Bee Gees reunion.
Don't quote me in that context chum, I've been saying for years you're utterly bobbins and (Insert British city here) City FC will finish above you.
In fact, calling it now, Swansea be the last placed "City" team in the league. Quote it. Quote it good. I'm feeling a bit confident now that Hull have made some tasty last minute signings.
I think it's a sad state of affairs for English football that there are no Rovers, Town or Wanderers teams in the top flight. No Athletics even! And just where have all the Wednesdays gone?
It's Wednesday right now!
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When I was 6, I invented a Sheffield Wednesday joke. My brother's best friend (at the grand old age of 8) was a Sheffield Wednesday fan and thus was the only recipient of this whimsical piece of humour from a blossoming comedian who would later go on to win over a dozen Funniest Member Ciddies.
Q: Why are Sheffield Wednesday called Sheffield Wednesday?
A: Because they always play on Wednesdays!
To my 6 year old brain, this was genius.
Best. Joke. Ever.
That's even funnier than paying £35M for Andy Carroll.
Here's one you might not have heard.
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And they say it's Liverpool fans always banging on about history...
I only ever think of England when I think of "banging on about history".![]()
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top quality #bants from our resident bantz brothers Psybantic and Loony Bant.
there was a picture here
And on that subject of England, Roy Hodgson is a moron.
"I play 4-4-2 and am not interested in your buzz formations blah blah bloop I'm an owl"
Newsflash Roy, none of the top teams play 4-4-2. Arsenal don't, Chelsea don't, Liverpool don't, United don't, Spurs don't, Everton don't. Man City occasionally do admittedly, but even this season has been more of a 4-2-3-1 with Jovetic playing as a 10. The argument for 4-4-2 for England has always seemed to be "It's what the players know best". Not anymore it isn't. It's a rubbish and out-dated formation that every decent manager consigned to the bin a long time ago.
No I don't care if it works on Football Manager
No wonder nobody wants to watch England. I sure as hell don't watch to watch more turgid 4-4-2 hoofball that's for sure.
England still play 4-4-2? Like, rigidly, no flexibility? *doesn't watch England much*
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