You forgot "We're trying to get hold of Harry"
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
FFP ruined the transfer window. It's been generally trout.
I was starting to lose faith in him. He scored that goal for me personally, to remind me to never turn from him again.
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Well, Van Gaal just went full on Kevin Keegan/Rafa Benitez... against Sam Allardyce of all people. Bloody hell. I think he's really benefited from the usual suspects having atrocious seasons and he's not done enough with the resources he was given in the Summer.
I love it. Coming with props and everything. Inviting all the journalists to take a copy. I'm half expecting him to start talking about milk bottles following the trawler.
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He has a point though.
Well yeah, but the correct response would've been a chuckle, saying "Sam Allardyce complaining about long ball? What next, Mourinho telling other teams to stop spending so much money?" and that would've been that, and he would've won kudos. Even "We're not really a long ball team, but we did switch tactics towards the end and it was successful as we salvaged a point on a ground where many other teams have come unstuck" if he wanted to play it straight (like his long ball loving team do lmao)
What you do not do is pre-prepare a pamphlet full of random statistics and diagrams, and then going on some half-baked rant insisting that you're not a long ball team so there you naughty bad man how dare you suggest a thing because it makes you look like a smurfing lunatic.
I mean don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, but smurf me that's even more cringeworthy than the nonsense about "7 and a half" or "good technicians in the group" that Brendan spouts every week. At least he's just a harmless eccentric and not flipping out at random managers for minor perceived slights.
Hu uvvahca, Bcolrudel. Pid E tu pameaja oui yna dymgehk uid uv ouin ynca.
Oh, c'mon, it's Louis Van Gaal. At least he's living up to the crazy-man hype. What happened to Mourinho's arrogant antics? Oh, that's right, he went to Real Madrid. Never mind, then.![]()
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
The only people who are embarrassing right now are the two numpties posting in Al Bhed in a freaking football thread. Speak English or gtfo.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!