Proper Football season 2014-2015 thread

[Bubba]

I hate Steven Gerrard. Thats the biggest compliment I can pay him.

The .

[Old Manus]

OFFICIAL EOFF FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE 2014-15 POWER RANKINGS

1	The LVG party bus	Donal O'Brien	2,190
2	Brazers Van Braintz	Brazerwish Van Braintz	1,994
3	Bony's Boner Bus	James Hornby	1,948
4	Sonic Death Monkey	Matt Conroy	1,887
5	i want to eat ham	Krakow Pauw	1,837
6	Cap's Crew	Devin K	1,742
7	Charlie Adams D Cups	Daniel Wanchope	1,696
8	FC Chwarae Pêl Droed	Thomas Corker	1,676
9	Southern Assassins	Peter Verrall	1,655
10	Say It Ain't So Jô	Max Power	1,618
11	BoB's Bunch	Daniel Towns	1,565
12	Fairfield Rovers	Col Hannah	1,455
13	Afternoon Delight	J T	1,441
14	2Goals1Cup	Damien Johnson	1,286

Congrats to the LVG Party Bus for winning for the 235346th year running! I still have no idea who some of these people are.

[Loony BoB]

Sticking with my tradition of doing okay for the first handful of games and then completely ignoring them for the rest of the season.

[DK]

if liverpool sack off rodgers, there's only one direction to go...

[black orb]

>>> Gotta love England football fans.
I was looking at some FA cup comments and I read some funny words that im really not familiarized with.
Now if somebody here can explain some:

Boring oilclub
Oilsea
Mickey mouse cup
Plastic fans
Parking the bus
Silverware
Bought trophies
Gooners
Goonettes
Red plastics
Blue Plastics
Cute little plastics (whats with all this plastic stuff? lol)
Little club syndrome
American soccer franchise
Mug
MUppets

and Why do Chelsea and Arsenal fans hate each other so much?

[Psychotic]

I never thought I would use the words "rooting for Barca" but rooting for Barca just so Suarez can jam it in Evra's face. And I mean hey, Juve have three ex-United players and Barca have two ex-Liverpool players, and of course the Premier League is the most important thing in football bar none!

Although most importantly, Andy Townsend's final hurrah. For me Clive, I thought it would last forever.

[Bubba]

Suarez can go smurf himself with a baseball bat with rusty nails hammered through it. I would love it if Evra scores a cracker like he did against Munich.

[Calliope]

Messi has been dangerous, Suarez has been annoying and I would like to see him break his ankles. Juventus has been irritating, Pirlo has not been able to do anything, a disappointing game so far

[Bubba]

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Have that Suarez you dirty .

EDIT: I shouldn't have said anything...

[Psychotic]

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Have that Suarez you dirty .

No sir, you have that! Evra at fault for not reacting quick enough too, delicious.

[Calliope]

UGH

at least he was yellow carded

[Old Manus]

Can't stand this trout. A few seconds of football followed by a change to typical continental divegrass. Rinse and repeat.

[Bubba]

Have that Suarez you dirty .

[Psychotic]

Have that Suarez you dirty .

All brave and noble warriors like Luis Suarez incur war wounds. He's happy to sacrifice himself to the cause. What a guy.

Oh, and have that you lying smurfer Evra.

[Bubba]

smurf off, Barcelona. Cheating bastards.

Their top three are so overrated. 122 lucky goals.