...GOd dammit.

[NeoCracker]

So I go to brush my teath before work, and as it turns out my brother has a thing of anti-itch cream that looks Identicle to a tube of toothepaste.

...God dammit.

So, what stupid things have you done lately!

[Alive-Cat]

At least your teeth won't be itching! I hate that

[Shorty]

You brushed your teeth with anti-fungal cream?

I opened a bottle of red wine this evening leaning it on its side. It was the only way I could feasibly use my muscles to get the cork out at the time.

And then it spilled all over my jammies and the beige microfiber-covered barstool I was sitting on and I cursed myself for being an idiot.

[Christmas]

I try to milk my boobs for the cereals!!

It is just not cereals without MILK!

[Alive-Cat]

My mum bought this thing the other day it's like a minty brush thing that you chew and it cleans your teeth by you chewing on it!