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  • Shave every day with a bic or other razor

    1 8.33%
  • Wax (OUCH! xD)

    2 16.67%
  • Veet or other chemical removal cream/gel/w.e

    1 8.33%
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Thread: How does Auron keep his armpits so smooth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by metagloria View Post
    ...he's old. you ever seen old people's armpits? the hair just goes away.
    My dad's armpits disagree.

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    gonna ask my dad for a peek at his pits when i see him tomorrow and i suggest everyone reading do the same


    we can get to the bottom of this guys

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    Old people's pits are where everything you lose goes to die like socks

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    I reckon he just gets Lulu to burn them off.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    they gotta whack her into overdrive mode so she can Fira Fury everyones back sack and crack

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    gotta be hairless for maximum streamlining in blitzball

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    He sticks his armpits in the farplane juuuuuuuuuust enough to shave his pits.

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    *auron stix pitz into farplane*

    chappu: one second darling we'll have u looking FABULOUS

    *chappu and lord jyscal start pluckin with tweezers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I reckon he just gets Lulu to burn them off.
    He gets Lulu to cast sleep on him. When he's asleep she casts Fire on both his armpits and singes off the hair. She then casts Blizzard to sooth the burns, before physically attacking Auron with her Moogle plushie to wake him up. Job done!
    <a href=http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/Valentine-06/Signatures/fat_mooglesig2.png target=_blank>http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...mooglesig2.png</a>

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    please dont post my FF sex fantasies, fat moogle

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    We need to get comfirmation from Square as to who's theory is the correct one. Mine probably, because I had picture proof afterwards!

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    This is why Parker is banned. You never question the legendary Guardian.

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    i just wonder what parker's up to these days

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