How does Auron keep his armpits so smooth?

[Ayen]

...he's old. you ever seen old people's armpits? the hair just goes away.

My dad's armpits disagree.

[Parker]

gonna ask my dad for a peek at his pits when i see him tomorrow and i suggest everyone reading do the same


we can get to the bottom of this guys

[Alive-Cat]

Old people's pits are where everything you lose goes to die like socks

[Jiro]

I reckon he just gets Lulu to burn them off.

[Parker]

they gotta whack her into overdrive mode so she can Fira Fury everyones back sack and crack

[Jiro]

gotta be hairless for maximum streamlining in blitzball

[Sephex]

He sticks his armpits in the farplane juuuuuuuuuust enough to shave his pits.

[Parker]

*auron stix pitz into farplane*

chappu: one second darling we'll have u looking FABULOUS

*chappu and lord jyscal start pluckin with tweezers*

[maybee]

[fat_moogle]

I reckon he just gets Lulu to burn them off.

He gets Lulu to cast sleep on him. When he's asleep she casts Fire on both his armpits and singes off the hair. She then casts Blizzard to sooth the burns, before physically attacking Auron with her Moogle plushie to wake him up. Job done!

[Parker]

please dont post my FF sex fantasies, fat moogle

[Alive-Cat]

We need to get comfirmation from Square as to who's theory is the correct one. Mine probably, because I had picture proof afterwards!

[Christmas]

This is why Parker is banned. You never question the legendary Guardian.

[Shauna]

i just wonder what parker's up to these days

[Christmas]

In Discord being a Parker Imposter.