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    Default Did the villains have job classes?

    If not, give them a class you think fits their character/ability.

    I only know of one villain who had a job class: Garland was a Knight. Technically, most villains would probably fall properly under a Mage class as that's typically the be-all of supreme power is having access to all and the most powerful of spells.
    Obvioiusly, I'm thinking primarily of the end-game villains, as most others you'd face throughout the game typically have job classes when not straight-out monsters.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Well, Ultimecia would be a Time Mage, obviously. Not sure what class Sephiroth would fall in. I want to say Red Mage.

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    Seifer was the Sorceress' Knight, you could just ask him.

    Golbez was an armor clad sorcerer.

    Sin was a Blitzball superstar.

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    Kuja could be a stripper class.

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    I feel like Kefka was a Blue Mage... but not like Strago... more like the ridiculously awesome iteration found in FFXI.

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    • Garland - Knight/ Lord of Chaos
    • Emperor - Summoner/King of Hell
    • Xande - Sage
    • Zemus - Lunarian (Hey if FuSoYa can get away with it being his job class than so can he)
    • ExDeath - Warlock (actually called this in the game too!)
    • Kefka - Magitek Knight/Court Magician/General (first one is obvious from hsi origin story but the other two depend on the translation)
    • Sephiroth - 1st Class SOLDIER Special Class/JENOVA's little bitch
    • Ultimecia - Sorceress/Witch (despite her whole plot being about absorbing time, she actually only has access to two time magic spells which she rarely uses)
    • Kuja - Black Mage/Magus/Genome/Merchant of Death -first two are a guess since he's magic orientated, the last two are true definitions of his role in the game.
    • Sin/Jecht - Bliztball Ace and undead magic space whale/Yevon transporter/Dream Zanarkand generator
    • Shuyin - Tidus (created as reparation for having to put up with Tidus in the first game)
    • Shadow Lord - Pissed off Odin infused zombie Dark Knight
    • Vayne Solidor - Magic powered giant Bahamut Gundam/ Noble
    • Feolthanos - Yu Yevon
    • Orphan - a dumb machine god with separation anxiety
    • Caius Ballad - Kain Highwind Clone programmed with the most tragic backstory
    • Bhunivelze - Demiruge
    • Ultima - Lucife...er I mean Esper/Lucavi
    • Li-Grim - Reality warping living codex book imbued with the will of an overprotective mother
    • Neukhia - Space Flea from Nowhere
    • Shinryuu - Multiverse surfing asshole Space Dragon
    • Dark King -...er King of Darkness?
    • Gilgamesh - Dimension Hopping Badass Mother smurfer and sword connoisseur

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