EoFF Family Tree 2014

[Alive-Cat]

I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas

Whoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that

You did not endure beatings from her and her army of Manus in the glorious Guild Wars as I did sir! I deserve this honor!

one day I'll learn to build a tank out of wood like this person and it will impress everyone

[Ayen]

I'm not afraid of tanks. Unless the tanks is capable of teleportation, missiles fire, turbo speeds, and deploying nukes that cover a wide area.

[Pumpkin]

I am so alone

[Alive-Cat]

I am so alone

Just look back at my family tree! You are in there! Can't you see yourself? There's a special place just for you

[Perducci]

Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

[Shorty]

Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!

[Shoden]

OH LAWDIES, If I realise my connections that means I have to turn up at awkward family events. EEP

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

[Colonel Angus]

I'm confused.

[starlet]

Now accepting wives.

Inquire within.

Wives? As in more than one?

[theundeadhero]

Everyone is just related to everyone 'cause we're all still alive and it gets weirder and weirder.

[Alive-Cat]

Random unknown EoFF fact - Psychotic is 60% likely to maybe be my biological father

[Jiro]

I think milliegoesbeep left me. Or all of us. Or died. Sad. But I am glad to have papa face and mama glitter to support me.

[Perducci]

Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.

(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.

You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!

Once we even went to the cinema together.

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh god, I forgot Shorty is my sister-in-law and Locky is my niece.

o.o what is this.

Welcome to hell