View Poll Results: How often do you change your bedsheets?

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  • Once a decade providded if I lives that long

    7 41.18%
  • After I poo and pee on it

    6 35.29%
  • When my body starts to rot and monsters start to manifest

    7 41.18%
  • MANUS rolled naked on my bedsheet and weird fluid was all over it.

    8 47.06%
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    This could be Dangerous! Carl the Llama's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
    Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
    Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.
    Unofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
    Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.
    Unofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them
    Hoarder.

    We'll get along just fine.

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    Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?
    Remind him half of that money is yours, and in the case of divorce ALL of it is yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?

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    I am surprised that there aren't any incestuous relationship yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
    I can do this



    buy me candy

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    Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Carl the Llama View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by escobert View Post
    I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas
    I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife

    I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
    I can do this



    buy me candy


    Nothing is to good for my niece ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
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    I am an orphan and unloved
    Paulchotic and I can adopt you! As you yourself said, there's a chance he's your pop-pop anyways!
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    I am so happy, one of you is going to have to clean me up already!!

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    Carl, I can crash at your place until I get back on my feet, right? Right?

    Carl?

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    Apparently I'm not in the family tree from last time.

    Just place me where ever is funniest for humor I don't mind!


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    Hmmm... I think I'm just going to be a crazy sister to someone who never got married or had children and grew old, all the while collecting a million cats.

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