*finishes Coors Light*Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
"Bro, I'm gonna go karaoke tonight, man. I'm feelin' it! You'll never guess what I'm gonna sing, bro!"
"What are you going to sing, Troy?"
"Don't Stop Believing!"
"Wicked!"
*Troy goes up to sing, song starts*
"JuuUUUUSTAT T A SMALL TOWN GIRJKL LIVING IN A LONNNNNELEYE WURLD!!"
*all of the panties drop in the bar*
*the weight of the vagina juice in said panties destroys the ground*
*in turn the foundation of bar is compromised*
*bar collapses*
*leaves hole that goes deep underground*
*Cthulu is unleashed*
"Thanks a lot, Troy. We'll never go to that kegger next week now!"
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