EOFF National Innuendo Day!

[Bubba]

This is big... this is really, really big.

In honour of Parker's (quite rightly) deleted post in the secrets thread, I now declare today EOFF National Innuendo Day!

I encourage everybody to post as many innuendos around the site (keeping clear of EOEO, of course) as is humanly possible. I have already made a couple today but every single post I make for the rest of the day will be some form of innuendo. Feel free to join me on my quest!

Thread topic: What are some of your favourite innuendos you've heard recently?

[Parker]

NO SMILING ALLOWED

[Miss Mae]

Me: Why is Bubba making sex jokes literally everywhere?
Jiro: It's national innuendo day.

Well, this explains a lot.

[Shoden]

Oh man... I'm a massive fan of the recently departed Rik Mayall and his work in Bottom with Ade Edmondson, the entirety of that show is so full of innuendos you'd think it was a very dirty- UH OH, NEARLY WENT THERE

[Alive-Cat]

Everything I have ever posted on this site is an innuendo. Even this

[Shorty]

This is... a lot to swallow.

[Alive-Cat]

Someone please tell Paulchotic to stop it I have to go home soon and I have work in the morning

[Sephex]

The mods deleted a post? Man, they are so anal. They should relax and be a bit more open.

[Colonel Angus]

http://youtu.be/qMAgetDMMLk

[Shorty]

I'm disappointed this thread didn't get more responses. It's not that hard, folks!

[Shiny]

It's very hard.

[Madame Adequate]

It's like having a ManGo in your mouth!

[Alive-Cat]

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

[Bubba]

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

Mmm... I like mine long and thick.

[Alive-Cat]

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

Mmm... I like mine long and thick.

Mine were soaking wet and I drank that afterwards too