Quote Originally Posted by Aelitalily View Post
At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"

*This is a true story - My life is awesome*
Your story reminded me of how a friend came out of the closet to his parents:

"Coffee?"
"Sure."
"I don't remember how you take yours. Did you add cream?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women."
*Awkward look*
"I don't like coffee."