I dislike ketchup and mustard and other common sauce/dressing condiments (ranch, blue cheese, horse radish, etc.), so I'm always ordering plain hot dogs, burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries. I like some things on them (bacon and onions can go on pretty much anything, and I do have some hot sauces I'll put on most sammiches), just not the common trash found in cafeterias. I also like hot chicken wings without the taint of dressing.
There is something very wrong with you.