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    I tend to assume if it's on IMDb, then it must be true. While wikipedia can be openly edited by anyone, I haven't known this to be true for IMDb, but of course, I haven't put a great deal of effort into trying.

    Rumormills thread the story that Pierce Brosnan and Terry Hulk Hogan will be joining the cast... and Justin Bieber. If the latter is true, I hope JB will be... JB. If he is anyone else than who he is, I will lose faith in this film especially if he's supposed to be a member of Barney's crew. God, I swear I'll have an aneurism if he is a freakin mercenary.

    Rumors spread and crushed and spread and crushed ad nauseum include that Stevie Seagull will/won't/will/won't appear; Bruce Willis will/won't return; Jonny Damme will/won't return as Claude Vilain (if he does, he probably won't be fighting); also that the series will carry on until at least seven more films have been made, by which time people will be self-immolating in hopes of discouraging Hollywood from pursuing further installments. I don't mind trilogies. This is the age of trilogies. Almost no movie can be made without at least making a sequel which will then spawn a second sequel. But some things are better left unsequelled... like Death Race. Just one example.

    Is Expendables 4 happening? I don't know for sure. Avi Lerner is said to be directing it. Will it be good? I don't know... again.

    Is there hope? What are these hopes? Do tell...
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    The trailer for Expendables 3 says "Get ready for one last ride" so I have my doubts. Wouldn't be the first time something that was meant to be the final entry wasn't, but it seems weird to have that put in the trailer if plans for a fourth movie are already being made.

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