View Poll Results: WHY JECHT HALF NAKED!?

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  • He wanted the world to see his beloved nipples in action.

    9 50.00%

  • He's too dumb to figure out how to put on a shirt.

    7 38.89%

  • He got some mental issues on this particular area.

    6 33.33%

  • MANUS

    8 44.44%
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Thread: Why is Jecht half naked?

  1. 06-22-2014, 12:11 PM #16
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    I have so much hair on my chest!
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  2. 06-22-2014, 12:16 PM #17
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    Ew


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  3. 06-22-2014, 12:29 PM #18
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    Alive-Man, it looks like you're going to have to shave your chest before WWoF will accept you into his bed. Which is fair enough, hairy chests are for men. Take that however you will.
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  4. 06-22-2014, 12:43 PM #19
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    It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man
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  5. 06-22-2014, 12:44 PM #20
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    Well, I'm a girly man and I love it


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  6. 06-22-2014, 12:45 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man
    A manly man in skinny jeans.


    I have to rethink my life.
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  7. 06-22-2014, 12:47 PM #22
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    Hey, I have a hairy chest too that comes with boobs. Can I join you guys?
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  8. 06-22-2014, 01:27 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Hey, I have a hairy chest too that comes with boobs. Can I join you guys?
    Two things Jecht wishes he had. Body hair or boobs. Both are good and he has neither.

    And sure you can, the more the merrier.
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  9. 06-22-2014, 03:39 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    It is true, hairy chests are for men. I am a manly man
    A manly man in skinny jeans.


    I have to rethink my life.
    Everyone wears skinny jeans these days! It's the done thing and I'm a hip young guy!
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  10. 06-23-2014, 04:01 PM #25
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    This thread took a weird turn

    Anyways, he is half naked because it is hot in Spiranarkand
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  11. 06-23-2014, 05:02 PM #26
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    except in places where it is totally cold and he is still topless cos he is awesome
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  12. 06-27-2014, 03:32 PM #27
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    He gains the ability to attack with pointy icicle nips at that point

    Jecht Attack Mach IV

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.
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  13. 06-27-2014, 04:53 PM #28
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    ZOMG!

    Why isn't Jecht full naked?
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  14. 06-27-2014, 08:26 PM #29
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    His manhood is too destructive. Seriously he could have someone's eye out with that (what do you think happened to Auron's)
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  15. 06-27-2014, 09:05 PM #30
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    Why is Lulu half naked?
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