I have no idea why. He might catch a cold! I'm pretty sure there are some areas in Spira where the temperature maybe a bit too low for his taste.
Why is Jecht half naked?
I have no idea why. He might catch a cold! I'm pretty sure there are some areas in Spira where the temperature maybe a bit too low for his taste.
To make the boys Erecht.
he is too manly.
you don't spend $2000 on such a sick chest piece and then NOT show it off :/
His gear would be a bit better for swimming in compared to, say, Tidus. Seriously, Tidus wears a hooded jacket underwater. It's possibly the stupidest sports uniform of all time.
Because he's badass, like He-Man.
One day when Jecht was very small he found a kitten on the way to school. It was all alone and too weak to fend for itself so Jecht scooped it up and put it in his large, multi-pocketed trenchcoat he always wore from the age of three onwards.
Jecht's day at school was relatively normal; the kitten didn't fret much as long as he kept putting little baby mice in the pocket for it to eat. Every half hour or so, Jecht would sneak off to the toilet to hug and kiss the kitten and make sure it was okay. This was normal behaviour for Jecht, as he had a bladder issue that was not to be resolved until he was twenty two years old - but that's another story!
On his way home the school bully, Tidus, (Jecht would later name his only son after him, so that he could more easily be cruel and neglectful to the child,) caught up with Jecht and began his usual game of weeing on Jecht's shoes from behind as walked.
'cut it out tidus, god i hate you, you're pathetic and you're only doing this because you're insecure and have been bullied yourself in the past' said Jecht, wiping fresh tears from his eyes.
'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' said Tidus, weeing harder than ever before.
Little did either of the boys know, but the urine was soaking up through Jecht's trenchcoat and began filling up the pockets. Before either of them knew anything the kitten had drowned!
'oh boy oh boy, i shouldn't have drank all that capri-sun. i'm sorry jecht, see you tomorrow pipsqueak' said Tidus, walking away somberly.
Jecht cried and cried. It was on that day he vowed never to wear anything on his torso again, no matter what the weather, in memory of the kitten he had lost. He held a small service in his garden. No one spoke.
Jecht would never find out, but the kitten had actually escaped from his pocket during the urine flooding and what he thought was the corpse of the kitten was actually a baby mouse.
The kitten would later grow into a cat, that was later stuffed, which you may all know as Cait Sith. The end
I don't know but I find his nipples tantalising.
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Yours are repulsive. I guess you and Jecht balance things out.Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
GOD YOU FEMINISTSFIRST IT'S "WAH WAH ONLY WOMEN ARE SHOWN"
AND THEN WHEN MEN ARE SHOWN IT'S "WAH WAH JECHT'S AN ALCOHOLIC"
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Cause he got dat V body shape goin on dat da girlies luv and looks best wit no clotheses.
Also, I think something's wrong with Jinx. Somebody get her something to lay on. Who's got a lap for Jinx?
He's spent months on those pecs at the gym, so by God, the world will see them!
SCANDAL HIGH SUMNMONER BRASKA FOUND WITH FINGERS RUNNIGN THRU GUARDIAN'S CHEST HAIR
RINGLETS OF HAIR WRAPPED AROUND SUMMONING FINGERS LIGHT MAGICKS NOW EMERGING FROM BRASKA SUMMONING A LOVE AEON IN JECHTS HEART
AURON DEJECTED, CHEST HAIRLESS IN CORNER EYES LOSING FOCUS SEX DREAMING OF YUNALESCA
But Jecht is canonically hairless
i just googled and yea i guess you're right idk why but i thought he was hairy
well use ur imagination in my previous post. head-canon, if u will
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