Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
I am guilty of such acts too. I gobble up things from the fridge in the general staff room with no prejudice or hesitation. I am an unstoppable force of destruction and anyone that place their food in the fridge will suffer the consequences of their ignorance.
Especially biscuits! They don't last long when I am around!

Also sometimes I have to go into this person's office to do something and they are never there but they always have nice aftershaves on the shelf so I spray myself once or twice with Calvin Klein or some such thing whenever I am in there.