FFF Final Fantasy Frankenstein!

[Wolf Kanno]

Alright take apart every FF game down to its battle system, characters, story, bad guy, world, customization system and sidequests. Now assemble a new FF without using more than one element from each FF to make the most amusing FF title!

Example:
Story - FFII
Characters - FFXIII
Battle System - FFIV
Customization - FFIII
World - FFXII
Sidequests - FFX
Bad Guys - FFVII

[Psychotic]

Story - FFIV
Characters - FFIX
Battle System - FFX-2
Customization - FFV
World - FFX
Sidequests - FFVI (Technically Searching for Friends is a series of sidequests!)
Bad Guys - FFVII

[Colonel Angus]

Lightning would have to dodge lightning?

Story- FFT
Characters- XII
Battle System- X
Customization- X-2
World- FFI
SideQuest- VIII
Bad Guys- VI

[Pumpkin]

Story - FFIX
Characters - FFIX
Battle System - FFX-2
Customization - FFXII
World - FFIX
Sidequests - FFIX
Bad Guys - FFVI