Dear EoFFFe,

In the media, people are always reading while doing a poopy. All the time! People have reading material next to their toilets, ready for any pooping to be done!

Do you read while enjoying the warmth of the toilet seat, the little splashes of poo water that splash up you if you forget to put some toilet paper in first, the feeling of relief and emptyness afterwards, and on top of that, a good read?

If so, what do you read?

So I guess some people like to read while they poopy, maybe they need to read to poopy.

Personally I can't even go if I'm reading! It's distracting, I need to focus all my energy on the matter at hand!

And finally, here just for you Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums Experience members, here is a video of a dog using a toilet! And flushing




Love, sincere best wishes and huge interest in your lives, your friend and devoted fan, Alive-Man xxxxxxxx