Did she actually say that? Was that a thing she said?

Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European.
I... what?

Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine.
Guillotine is worse than like how we did the natives with gunfire and plagues, right, Ann? And what does this have to do with the first sentence? It doesn't even make sense xD

this person actually gets airtime whyyyy oh my god my head