Joe has a broken leg. His buddy mike comes over and ask

"How you doing Joe?"

Joe says "Do me a favor go upstairs and grab my slippers for me"

Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's hot 18 year old twin daughters.

He tells them "Your Dad sent me up here to have sex with the two of you."

One says "No way...Prove it"

Mike shouts downstairs "Both of them Joe?"

Joe yells back "What's the point of smurfing one?"