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    I don't remember ever having this issue with DVD players. Sure, they may only have a play button, but the play button made every smurfing DVD actually play the damned movie. The bluray has this stupid issue that because some blurays need to have the Play option "selected" using the "okay" button, the bluray player itself will never actually play the movie. So if you for some reason lose your remote, there are hundreds of blurays you won't be able to watch. I don't know who to blame here: the bluray player manufacturers stupid enough to design the box so the play button only plays/pauses the movie without actually "selecting" the play button OR the complete idiots responsible for programming the BRDs to respond only to the okay button. Of course, both are equally stupid and if I was alone in a room with them, I would make them both legally mentally defunct by beating them senseless.

    Yes... I am currently very angry.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I don't think this is an issue that has come about with Blu-Rays. Some DVDs don't autoplay either, and I'm sure that hardware problem isn't new either.

    Moral of the story is don't lose the remote.

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    Yeah I ran into this on a few DvDs. Smurf DVDs and blurays!

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    I also hate "Universal Remotes". They come with all of these useless buttons that are supposed to imply that you can use them for VCRs and DVD players, but when you try to program them for these devices, the chapter buttons usually don't work.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    This is why I use my xbox or playstation for dvds and blurays.

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    i am mad because the player i bought died

    i neeeded it cos it was firmware broken to play US blus and now i need a whole new player

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