Alright take apart every FF game down to its battle system, characters, story, bad guy, world, customization system and sidequests. Now assemble a new FF without using more than one element from each FF to make the most amusing FF title!

Example:
Story - FFII
Characters - FFXIII
Battle System - FFIV
Customization - FFIII
World - FFXII
Sidequests - FFX
Bad Guys - FFVII