My cat is an ingrate

"Here let me give him some treats for being a good kitty"
*cat eats treats*
*cat comes over for petting*
*I pet kitty*
*cat slaps my legs and struts away*


"Here, Martin might like these boxes"
*cat plays in boxes happily*
*go to pet him*
*cat attacks my arm*


"I'll just sit here and mind my own business and watch TV"
*cat comes out all poofed up and walking sideways*
*I look at him*
*freaks out and runs away*


"I'll just pet my cat"
*extend hand to pet cat*
*cat's pupils get big*
*cat punces on hand and runs away*