Let's Talk About Our Relationships!

[Jinx]

If you aren't in one, talk about your past ones!

Denmark and I have this game we play: if one of us is in the bedroom and the other isn't, but starts to hear them come in, we cover ourselves completely with a blanket and hide. The other person then uncovers the person under the blanket, and the person under the blanket tries not to laugh. It's really, really, really hard.

We're very well suited for one another. We're both lazy and like food and are socially awkward and don't like to go out much. We also like a lot of the same shows.

Tell me about your relationship!

Is this the real life?

[Pike]

Huxley and I like obscure and grognardy video games, Star Trek, history, and complaining about writing.

I also cannot recall any time that we have disagreed on something that was not food related. (Sorry hon but pepperoni is in fact the undisputed best pizza topping )

Clearly ours is a match forged in the depths of Red Mountain which no Keening can Sunder.

Is this just fantasy?

[Madame Adequate]

Pepperoni is second-best. Sorry babe but Hawai'ian is objectively the best of all.

But yes, Pike is completely right (about everything else ) and I've never got on with anyone as well as I get on with her. For example, she makes dorky references to Morrowind and I think it's the best thing.

No escape from reality.

[The Man]

My last ex and I got on great and rarely argued, and I'm pretty sure the only reason we even broke up is because we both had deep-seated psychological issues we were dealing with. We still talk on a routine basis and she may be coming to visit me towards the end of this year. The psychological issues are still there for both of us though so I'm not sure this will constitute us getting back together. Probably not.

Open your eyes...

[Sephex]

Denmark and I have this game we play: if one of us is in the bedroom and the other isn't, but starts to hear them come in, we cover ourselves completely with a blanket and hide. The other person then uncovers the person under the blanket, and the person under the blanket tries not to laugh. It's really, really, really hard.

Shelly does this and all I have to say is, "I appear to have a laughing blanket!" She completely loses her composure and then I tackle her because I can.

Look up to the skies and see~

[Freya]

We have this thing about tv shows. We can't progress in a tv show without the other there. This has moved over to telltale games. Specifically Walking Dead. I'm still waiting to play Ep 2 so he'll sit down and watch me play it. So I just played wolf without him.

We also play WoW together. Well when i'm not bored with it.

I also enjoy watching him kick everyone's butt at street racing too.

There's also this weird thing about me loving to drink his tears of anguish with game of thrones. He's just a show watcher.

Luckily we don't have much for difference when it comes to food. I make it, he eats it.

I'm just a poor boy!

[Shiny]

Denmark and I have this game we play: if one of us is in the bedroom and the other isn't, but starts to hear them come in, we cover ourselves completely with a blanket and hide. The other person then uncovers the person under the blanket, and the person under the blanket tries not to laugh.

That made me laugh just thinking of it. Cute!

I need no sympathy.

[Alive-Cat]

I've had two long term relationships, lots of silly little ones but two that were long and good, both with girls. Well, they were good for me, less so for them. I'm a great partner to have, like, I'm super understanding and romantic and giving in every way, but growing up I've been dealing with things and I've been so self destructive. That was always the problem. They would constantly have to worry about me and for good reason. I really was nuts! No matter how much someone loved me I just couldn't love myself; recently the root of all this has come clear to me but at the time I was just lost. Looking back, both relationships ended for the same reason; they were just tired. Like, I ended both the relationships, but I ended them because I could see - I was wearing them down into the ground. I knew they deserved to be with someone without all my issues, someone able to make them happy all the time and generally be better than I was. They both seem to have found that now! So I know what I did was right. I'm happy.

But yeah, I'm really immature, and both the girls weren't actually so immature when we got together, but I brought them around to my way of thinking! I like to make people jump, I spend a lot of time planning out really complicated ways to scare people. I remember something I used to do with the first girl, we used to get inside the bedsheet with a torch and I'd read out loud to her. It's really weird because I always associate losing my virginity with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - we both lost it to each other and afterwards we were kind of too excited to sleep so we stayed up and watched that.

I'm not so sure I'll ever be in another relationship, there's a part of me that really doesn't see it happening, but, I'm open to the possibility it could someday. I'm cool with it for now, the next few years are gonna be hard anyway and I have a lot of things to focus on rather than dating. It's lonely but that's just the way it is sometimes!

'Cause I'm easy come! Easy go!

[escobert]

I hate relationships. I hate people

Little high! Little low!

[Araciel]

I love my computer.

Any way the wind blows...

[Mo-Nercy]

I've only ever had one solid long term relationship and for the most part, it was great. We had met in high school and broke up just before university started. We both saw a couple of other people briefly throughout uni before we found each other again and dated for another 6 years. She got to a point where she was looking to move on to the next stage of our lives and I would've been all for it, but a combination of factors prevented us from doing so. In the end, she lost patience and I got angry because she was losing her patience.

Looking back at us now, we really weren't that compatible. We had very different values and expectations of each other, which we persevered through in our early twenties because it was kind of fun to challenge each other and laugh about it later on. After we had moved in with each other though, it just got a bit too real.

Things we did enjoy together though were eating out, gaming, our little road trips and weekend getaways. And we both loved our cats dearly. Whenever I used to start thinking bitter thoughts about her after our breakup, I remember that 99.9% of the times we shared were awesome.

I've been single for almost a year now, and it's been great. Like I said, I met this girl back in high school and have pretty much gone from relationship to relationship to back to her for 6 years without pause, so really, I've never really experienced being single for this long before. Things are going well for me in my career and other aspirations, so I'm not looking for anyone at the moment. Maybe after things settle down a bit.

Doesn't really matter to me~, to me.

[Pumpkin]

We have our struggles but we both want to make the other happy and we both do what we can to achieve that, so that's something positive. It's the only relationship I've been in where someone doesn't constantly lie to me and I actually trust the other person not to cheat on me or do things to purposely hurt me.

Mama, just killed a man...

[Aulayna]

I have a very healthy relationship with my right hand, though I should probably give the left one a chance from time to time too. I dunno though, it just doesn't always tickle me the right way.

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Put a gun against his head,

[Christmas]

I thought you are saving the left hand for me.

PS: Cool Story

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

[Jessweeee♪]

I started dating my boyfriend a year and a half ago. We had a lot of mutual friends and went to the same parties and one of these friends gave him my number I guess? We were texting about Portal 2 and I was like "I've never done co-op" and he was like "me either why don't I bring it to your house and we'll play together." I texted my best friend something like "daniel invited himself to my house for 'co-op' he wants the vag aw yiss" and my friend for some reason took a screen shot of that and sent it to him omg why and he texts her something "lol no." Anyway I picked him up, we finished Portal 2 co-op, marathoned The Venture Bros. and then made out a little before I dropped him back off at home at like 3AM. Definitely my most successful first date ever.

It got kind of serious but he had plans to go to school in a faraway town so we broke up, then later decided to give the long distance thing a try after all. It's going well c:

Mama, life had just begun!