Corrupt a Wish

[Wolf Kanno]

I always enjoy these games, basically the poster makes a wish and the next poster grants it but corrupts it and then makes their own wish and this goes on until we're all bored.

I wish I could get to sleep...

[Alive-Cat]

You can sleep but your sleep will continuously feature small animals biting your toes and a large man with cheese on his head who keeps on screaming at you to turn it down but you aren't even listening to anything.

I wish there were more hours in this day.

[KentaRawr!]

Your wish is granted, but there are less hours tomorrow.

I wish I'd stop fooling around and start being a productive member of society.

[Miss Mae]

You become a productive member of society, but it's all you can do. First you forget how to have time off, then you forget fun completely, and then you forget to sleep and feed yourself.

I wish the book I ordered last week would arrive.

[Colonel Angus]

You get your book, but Jiro reads it first & spoils the ending for you.

I wish I could get a better job.