"I'm not interested in quantifying how much abuse your ass is built for."

"Go smurf yourselves! You trout-piles give chase and I will kill your dicks!"
"You'll kill our dicks? What does that even mean? Well, I'll kill your dick, how about that!"
[Bunch of enemies show up]
"Speaking of dick killing parties..."

"U R A D U M T I T S"

"Aw cock-smurfer-rimjob-piece-of-trout! We're right back where we started!"
"The room was not on fire last time."

"Got myself a scotch, and I'm violently fiddlin' my balls in anticipation of your arrival!"