"Youths!
"There are youths everywhere."
"My tires were stolen by street youths!"
"Stop looking at me like I'm a fat kid riding a bike."
"I had figure skating lessons since I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."
"You open your mouth and I just hear, 'Cardigan. Cardigan. I am wearing a cardigan.'"
"The economy stinks. Bees are dying. Movies are pretty much all sequels now."
"Does it say, "Share Stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not."
"I can't talk right now, I'm writing a strongly-worded email to my florist."
"Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses."
"Are you sure you're okay? You're walking like a Disney Witch."
"There's got to be an explanation for this, like he's the Lord of Winterfell."
"She's on a flip phone! That means she's either poor or a time traveler!"